I'm pretty amazing at wasting my time, too amazing infact. Give me some sort of alcoholic drink and I'll fall over for you. I'm probably to fond of drink. And I'm also the most accident prone person you'll ever come across. Ever.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Yo girl, you're doper than a heroine needle. Let me hold your hand in public.
(Source: this--too--shall--pass)
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Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60’s. Or maybe I was just a girl… interrupted.
The awkward moment in work when the French girl asks you ‘Have you any rubbers?’
How was I to know she meant ‘elastic/rubber bands’.